A number of folks at the May 7 meeting of the ABA’s EO Committee probably didn’t know what John Pomeranz’ “inside EO law joke” was, but for faithful readers of these missives, I’ve been joking about the three certainties — death, taxes, and a bar quip to begin the last panel of each EO Committee meeting. The first few times it was cute, but finally I said enough, that future references would draw anĀ EOTJraspberry. Well, I see John Pomeranz has dodged the bullet, but I’m sure the bar quip will be back in time for September’s Toronto meeting.
Actually what I suggest for future meetings is that the last panel begin with recordings of Jimmy Buffett’s “Margaritaville” and Alan Jackson’s “It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere.” And if you’re like me at these meetings with an old Sprite bottle full of gin, you’ve been happy since noon.

Here are just a few of the quips from past meetings for whoever wants to carry on the tradition and earn a groan or two:
January 22, 2010 meeting: “I know it’s very hard to be on a panel that is followed by a cash bar….” (Elaine Waterhouse Wilson)
September 25, 2009 meeting: “We are now to our last panel of the day, the only panel standing between you and the cash bar.” (Fred Gerhart)
January 9, 2009 meeting: “Our last panel of the day and the last panel standing in the way of the cash bar is now approaching.” (Mike Clark)
May 9, 2008 meeting: “… hopefully we’ll hear from you either at the mike or, if it gets too close to five, out at the bar.” (Sarah Hall Ingram)
January 18, 2008 meeting: “We’re the last panel standing between you and the cocktail hour….” (Mike Clark)
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Affiliated Organizations — Avoiding Traps for the Unwary
What follows are the May 7 remarks of Eve Borenstein, Borenstein & McVeigh Law Office, Minneapolis, Anne Spielberg, Harmon Curran Spielberg & Eisenberg, Washington, and Douglas N. Varley, Caplin & Drysdale, Washington, as delivered to members of the EO Committee of the ABA’s Tax Section. The moderator of the panel is John Pomeranz, Harmon Curran Spielberg & Eisenberg, Washington.